BUTCHERED

BUTCHERED
By Aine

It’s been awhile since I’ve reviewed an Eric Spudic movie and it’s about time. Butchered, also known as Bludgeon, was written by Spudic and shot on what I assume is video for an extremely low budget, yet it somehow reflects the true nature of Spudic.

First we have two girls wanting to join a sorority and they must obey the whims of their “sisters.” In other words, there are spankings, chocolate covered nipples, and shoe licking…you know…all the stuff us girls do in real life…not. After this the two pledges must spend the night in a spook house that is rumored to really be haunted. The sisters and their boyfriends are lurking in the shadows to “mess with them.” Pretty typical stuff, but excellent anyway.

What no one realizes is that there is a super tall, super strong, freaky girl living in the house who likes to moan and rock while beating and hacking people to bits. Much like Maniacal, the deaths are so unbelievably over the top that one can’t help but laugh and cheer. Bashed in faces look like sliced tires and bounce about the same; the cheese factor is mighty high which makes it all the more delightful to watch.

It’s a couple of years old, but worth finding…besides, would Spudic do you wrong? I don’t think so.