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FINAL DESTINATION 3
By Larra

When death comes a-knockin’, just answer the freakin’ door!

Wendy, a high school senior is at the Grad-Night carnival taking pictures for the high school yearbook and, as the cliché goes; every picture tells a story.

As done in the previous chapters of this saga, several lucky (?) teens decide against a particular ‘venture’. In this case it’s a roller coaster called The Devil’s Flight (with Tony Todd as the voice of the ‘Devil’ beckoning you to partake on a ride through the bowels of Hell). Several classmates are prepared to descend on this 90 second thrill-ride until Wendy has a ‘freak-out’ and demands to get off the coaster, whereupon several of her co-eds follow suit, therefore pissing-off the Grim Reaper. Needless to say, the coaster derails, bodies fly, blah, blah, blah.

It’s now 5 months after that fatal roller coaster accident and the students who chose not to ride the ever-so-fateful coaster are ‘picked-off’ one by one in some rather interesting ways, for example: a tanning bed incident, an engine block/fan, and some rather large swords, a high-powered nail gun (my personal favorite), impalement and a splitting.

With that said children, I believe that this journey has finally reached its destination.

 

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