BLOODY TEASE

BLOODY TEASE
By Aine

It’s kind of like Bordello of Blood….except….no; it’s like Bordello of Blood. Another script penned by Eric Spudic, this one is definitely better than the previously reviewed Evil Unleashed, but that doesn’t mean it’s good. By the way, if you aren’t ever sure of how to tell if it’s an Eric Spudic script, just look for characters who discuss horror movies at some point in the film. This time, we’ve got vampires, hot stripper vampire chicks to be precise.

There’s not too much to the story, it’s mercifully simplistic: some vampire chicks run a strip joint, their victims come to them. For some reason the lead vampire chick, “Treasure,” decides she wants a certain college guy she meets to become a vampire companion for her. That’s just towards the end though, in the mean time there’s lots of sex, tits and fang-bearing hilarity. One of the college roommates happens to be an expert on vampire horror movies, but sadly, he is wrong about how to destroy them. Yes, for some extra strange reason and a definite change from the norm, these vamps can only be destroyed by stabbing them in the eye. One is even dispatched with a number two pencil; nice.

All in all it doesn’t look too bad, or at least not AS bad as Evil Unleashed. As I mentioned, there’s plenty of sex, lap dances, and partial nudity of the female variety. So if that’s what you’re looking for then go for this movie, it’s cheap and fun. But if you’re looking for a legitimate scare you might want to pass and watch one of the other vampire movies the characters so fondly dote on.