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Bill Johnson

Bill Johnson has soft hair, like a bunny. Oh yeah, and he let me do this swell little interview with him at Cinema Wasteland, all hail the second, and the most cuddly, Leatherface.
-Aine

If I were to give you a large bag of feathers and a jar of rubber cement, and left you alone for twenty minutes, what would I find upon my return?

My absence. Or you might see, I don’t know, a sculpture of the Eiffel Tower in chicken feathers. It’s all in the cement. I say the Eiffel Tower because I miss Paris so much and long to be return.

Or I might sculpt the image of a chicken with its feathers out of proper numerical order.


Katie, Bill Johnson, and AineSo you live in Austin?

Yeah, I live in Austin Texas. It’s serious allergy season there, the pollen count is twice what it’s ever been. It’s 8000 particles per million or whatever the measure is; it’s been a tough spring. But I’d rather have that than snow.

Other than the allergens Austin is a far out place to live. I guess that’s why the population keeps exploding.

(Ed Neal stops in and says goodbye to Bill, saying “see you on the set.” Being naturally inquisitive, I ask what he’s talking about.)

We work together sometimes in Austin doing voice work and commercials. We did a Twilight Zone, it was a screenplay, and it was written so well it worked for radio, so we did that. We did some sort of fractured fairy tales stuff together. Ed does a zillion voices, especially the Japanese animation market is strong in his career path at this time.

He doesn’t look anything like he did in TCM.

He’s not acting, but if he got back into character he’d start to look like that hitchhiker character again. Ed’s a really intense actor. We acted together at the University of Texas when we were in school together. He was a graduate student at the time that I was an undergrad, and we did a couple of shows together. We did A Midsummer Night’s Dream; we had a director in from Harvard, Jerome Kilty, I believe. Jerome wrote a play based on some of the correspondence of George Bernard Shaw, called “DEAR LIAR”.

Jerome directed a reproduction of Peter Brooks’ version of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, done in this big white room. It was a huge three-walled set, very tall and thick walls and all stark white. At the top of the walls were catwalks where actors could walk up above. There were escape stairs upstage and backstage, and a huge white rug and costumes for the royalty were incredibly rich colors, and huge swirling garments. The rude mechanicals were like white coveralls. We were the characters known as the Rude Mechanicals, we were hysterical. He was the lead rude mechanical, and I played the wall. As I recall Bill Vail (also in TCM) was in A Midsummer Night’s Dream with us. Also in that production was another well known film actor Bruce McGill who played Bottom the Weaver. Bruce was just in “Runaway Jury” and “Matchstick Men”

And actress Valerie Mahaffee ( I think.she played Hermia in MND) who you’ve seen on Broadway and lots of TV shows such as Northern Exposure and the West Wing and most recently in Sea Biscuit.

Was it embarrassing for you when you had to that chainsaw humping scene with Caroline Williams in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2?

Bill the actor didn’t experience any embarrassment; I was in character so all seemed appropriate. For Bubba, it was a new experience for him, so in the way that I think you mean embarrassing it was somewhat that way for Bubba, espeically since he was so enamored of Stretch. His first crush, a SuperCrush, and clueless.

And Caroline Williams was so generous and courageous there. That had to be some pretty unsavory, semi-nightmarish, tough spot for a young actress, let alone the character and Caroline was fully present with absolutely no qualms or demands for special treatment or proviso.

I recall looking into her eyes during that scene and I got the message that she was giving me full permission to participate as Bubba without reservation ( except of course not cause her any injury). So I felt I could explore very dangerous unexplored, territory with her with a certain daring gusto.


Do you know where Caroline Williams is?

I have no idea. I hope she’s well wherever she is, and happy. She was in The Grinch who stole Christmas, and last year “ Recipe for Disaster” as the young boy Jason’s Mom.

Have you seen all of the Chainsaw movies, or just yours?

I’ve seen one, two, and three.

So you haven’t seen the remake?

No. I missed the theatrical run I’ve been waiting for the DVD and the leisure time in my schedule to check it out.

Well, I was going to ask what you thought of it, but I guess that’s out.

Oh, well, since I haven’t seen it I can’t say.

Well, you were a great Leatherface. How much of that was just you and how much of it was Tobe Hooper?

Thank you very much Aine. Any kind of collective creative enterprise, including film, is collaborative. So definitely it’s a little bit of everybody who’s participating.
If you’re saying am I really like Leatherface in my real life, then no; I wouldn’t be able to be here. Or I could be here but you’d probably be in serious jeopardy.

I got very specific direction from Tobe for which I’m glad because I could provide him what he needed. Like he knew the kind of lens on the camera and how and what it could see so Tobe could tell me range of movement and what kinds of physicality to undertake, to isolate and accentuate and I also put my spin on all that as I do it.

Also I conferred with Bill Moseley too talking about the script, characters, technique etc. Bill was a wealth of support and input too. I was pretty isoloated from everyone except Moseley : a) I went home to my house in Austin and everyone else went to the hotel and b) I went to and stayed in my trailer by myself or when playing cards with Bill M. I saw Jim everynow and then. He was very busy, but we chatted a few time and asked for his insights and he was generous with his sharing.

Tobe would also provide or lead the way into the particular kind of insane qualities dwelling and pervading within the Special world of the Sawyer family.

Non verbal insights of vocal intonational attack which I could translate into the other senses and movement and gestures, the varying tempo/rhythms of exchanges within the scene and the slant on the particular absurdity he spins in that crazy world.

For example Tobe directed me to grab a suspended birdcage and bonk my head against it. Visual puns, Jungian shadows, cinematic rebus tying back into former cinematic events. I am pretty certain a similar birdcage was in the first TCM. Fascinating processes.

You seem pretty capable.

Thank you, I’ll be here all week; Whoa…wait …I have been here all week actually.

How did you enjoy Jim Siedow’s “Big slurpy booty” line?

I don’t seem to recall that line, since I didn’t have any. Was I in that scene?

Yes you were.

Was I on camera when he said it, with him? Ok, well, I probably didn’t hear him since he was talking away from me. Oh yes, as Bubba I was predominantly focused in Caroline’s character Stretch and I didn’t want to hear anything about hurting her, never mind killing her, draining her blood and feeding Grampaw.

Well, it was funny.

That’s a funny line, it is a funny line.. and there were a lot of funny lines. There were a lot of funny lines that never got put in the movie.

I want to know these lines, what were these lines?

Mostly it was Tobe trying to come up with dialogue, so watching him improvise and act out things that he likes was pretty far out. Yeah,”poodle left!” and…

Poodle?!

Yeah, poodle, exactly; he would just invent these words and give them a new verb form, and it was always entertaining. I know more will come to me later but it’s the end of the weekend and my brain is fairly fried at the moment.
Tobe was industriously creative. He and Kit Carson had been doing a rehearsal, and they wanted something else for the scene so they just started improvising, like Bill(Moseley). All three of them would confabulate and come up with something. It was pretty far out to watch them work together.

So what was it like having Choptop for a brother?

Oh, it was really swell. Bill had been hired on the strength of a short film he wrote and acted in “Texas Chainsaw Manicure” and sent it to Tobe, and Tobe brought him aboard.
We hit it off right away or I should say I enjoyed his company from the first and found it fun and easy to perform with him; we just definitely had a simpatico there that I was really glad for it. He’s just very intelligent, creative, funny, and artistically courageous. We played a lot of Gin Rummy and had a lot of laughs. There will be a new photo on my website from those days where Bill and I are playing Gin Rummy with Jim. We’re in costume and its pretty funny.

Are you really friends with Bill Moseley?

I am friends with Bill Moseley. Yeah, Bill is awesome.

How awesome?

Well, what’s the scale you measure by?

Between rabid monkey and laughing hyena.

Which would be the high end of the scale?

Rabid monkey would be the high end.

Rabid monkey then; he’s a full out rabid monkey, tossing King Kong off the Empire State Building, and wildly dancing the Monkey with Fay Wray, as he grabs one of those propeller airplanes and using the propellers to clean his teeth getting ready for that good night smooch with Fay. Wait… that sounds strangely familiar somehow…

 

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